Make Lisa Do Next Week’s Homework
Lisa Now that a huge organized crime ring has been put behind bars, maybe this town can return to normal.
Bart Don’t get carried away, Lisa. They’re only going away for 24 hours. Why can’t we send them away for longer, anyway?
Lisa Because it’s more fun to tap on all forty of your characters every single day to send them on 24-hour missions!
Bart It is?
Lisa Apparently. Now shut up and make me do next week’s homework!
Wiggum Fat Tony, your days of snubbing your finger at the law are over!
Fat Tony Is that so, officer?
Fat Tony I would be very interested to know what you intend to charge me with, because I have been scrupu Lou’s in every single one of my…
Wiggum Tax evasion!
Fat Tony Legs, have we been scrupu Lously paying our taxes?
Legs We’ve never paid any taxes, boss.
Fat Tony So I’m guilty of the same thing as every charity and religious cult in America? Well, looks like we’re in for a little vacation, boys.
Wiggum Wow, who would have thought Mayor Quimby was corrupt? He’s got such a symmetrical face!
Lou So, can we go after Fat Tony now, Chief?
Wiggum Yeah, now that Quimby’s not protecting him anymore, let’s show him who’s the real boss around here.
Eddie How are we going to play it? They’ve got a lot of guns.
Wiggum We’re going to distract them by ordering a huge pizza delivery to their address.
Wiggum There could be a lot of carnage this time, boys. I’m planning to rip through a deep dish sausage on my own!
Lou Mayor Quimby, we have evidence linking you to a known organized crime syndicate in Springfield.
Lou You are under arrest!
Quimby You, ah, you can’t do this. I’ll see to it that none of you has a job in law enforcement again!
Wiggum Well, it’s a bit of a go-nowhere field, anyway. I’ve been urging Ralphie to go into computer programming.